Tag: humor
group name: addictedto
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February 28, 2008 01:12 PM EST --
I know this is an email forward and has likely been around the block a few times, but I got such a chuckle from it I thought I would share it with you. It certainly is worth a second read. I think I . . . more
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February 17, 2008 07:13 PM EST --
It had been snowing, so I went out early to dig out. I started the car and started shoveling and scraping. When I got back in I found there was ice under the car, so the tires spun and I ended up going . . . more
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May 15, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
BARACK OBAMA :
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
. . . more
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November 03, 2007 03:30 PM EDT --
I got this in my email this morning and thought it was too cute not to share!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
. . . more
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July 29, 2008 04:04 PM EDT --
I have lived in Arizona since 2000 and I have only seen two scorpions on my property in that time. Neither event was anything worthy of a traumatic scorpion story that gets passed down for generations. . . . more
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March 09, 2007 12:23 AM EST --
George: Grace, those are beautiful flowers. Where did they come from?
Gracie: Don't you remember, George? You said that if I went to visit Clara Bagley
in the hospital I should be sure to take . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:11 PM EST --
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin . . . more
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September 07, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. . . . more
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June 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another funny from the email!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have . . . more
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July 13, 2007 10:39 AM EDT --
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. . . . more
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August 15, 2007 07:31 AM EDT --
What is the question for the following answer - played like Jeopardy:
Make you an offer you can't understand!
I will let you know if someone gets it. Otherwise I will answer it tomorrow.
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July 11, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
I made a comment in another article about how statistics can lie and it reminded me of a joke I heard in business school:
There were three people applying for a high level position at a company . . . more
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June 12, 2007 08:58 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail and had to pass it on.
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away . . . more
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July 30, 2008 08:18 PM EDT --
For the back story, you may want to refer the post I put up yesterday, “Tales from the Scorpion Files” . I have made it no secret that I abhor scorpions and just about every other insect that . . . more
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May 29, 2007 08:45 AM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail. It is amazing how true it is, I have a teenagers and a pre-teen girl.
Teenage Daughter's Owners Manual
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of . . . more
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November 26, 2007 03:37 PM EST --
Or the dude in my Quant class that closely resembles him...
1. Your apostle Peter, was he in to cross-dressing? Just curious, because the old dude in Rome that claims to be a descendant - . . . more
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July 16, 2007 02:17 PM EDT --
If you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its
comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great
questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood
Squares" game show responses . . . more
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December 30, 2007 02:14 AM EST --
OK, today is Saturday and I haven't been out of the house since Monday. That's right, Monday. All week I've been taking care of whinny sick children who like to argue with one another . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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