Tag: funny
group name: addictedto
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August 02, 2007 05:34 PM EDT --
In trying to cheer myself up today, I thought I'd post a joke....
A man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to
make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." . . . more
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September 07, 2007 08:38 PM EDT --
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. . . . more
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June 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another funny from the email!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have . . . more
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December 23, 2006 08:40 PM EST --
Yesterday I was on the Underground travelling on the District line.
A man of Arabic appearance got off the train and I noticed that he had left his bag behind. I grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught . . . more
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July 13, 2007 10:39 AM EDT --
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. . . . more
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August 05, 2007 04:11 PM EDT --
This is a must see even if you don't like Will Ferrell.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74
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December 19, 2006 01:00 PM EST --
A Hamilton (New Zealand) Analyst Programmer, Simon Travaglia, was caught last week baking a cake from a recipe he found 'On the Internet..'. Police were called in when neighbours became suspicious . . . more
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July 11, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
I made a comment in another article about how statistics can lie and it reminded me of a joke I heard in business school:
There were three people applying for a high level position at a company . . . more
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July 14, 2007 06:07 PM EDT --
I received this in my e-mail, I thought I would share it.
The Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if . . . more
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September 22, 2007 04:52 PM EDT --
I found this as I was cleaning out my email...
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE ARE PURSE IS.
2. . . . more
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May 15, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
BARACK OBAMA :
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
. . . more
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July 22, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
My most interesting vacation took place when I was a junior in college. An Economics professor had a grant to take one of her econ. classes to Florida for the week. They kids were going to work at . . . more
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April 11, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Thank you!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without . . . more
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January 06, 2007 11:32 AM EST --
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at . . . more
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May 04, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
Welfare applications
For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by . . . more
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May 30, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
#16
"You know, stop lights don't come any redder that the one you just
went through."
#15
"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're . . . more
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September 02, 2007 06:43 PM EDT --
I received this in an e-mail and had to share with ya'll.
She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd . . . more
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September 18, 2007 12:51 PM EDT --
Received this in an e-mail had to share it with all.
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything . . . more
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December 11, 2007 01:11 PM EST --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
* (1) "Fine":
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
* (2) "Five Minutes":
If she is getting dressed, . . . more
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November 24, 2007 03:04 PM EST --
This morning I was using the bathroom and doing what I believe most people do when using the toilet. The bathroom door was closed. Suddenly, I heard little footsteps running down the hall and the bathroom . . . more
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